Mar 19
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Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says “Excuse m’am, could I please see your driving license and registration.”
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away […]

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Mar 04
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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a
little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I
wish you could talk.”
The monkey looked up at the officer and […]

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