Mar 04
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Footless Parrot

A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he’s lonesome so he goes to a pet store
thinking a pet might help. The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots.
As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no feet.
Surprised he mutters “I […]

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Mar 04
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Pray Hard

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?” “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why […]

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