123Favorites.com - Jokes » dogs http://jokes.123favorites.com Daily jokes, stories, poems and quotes, jokes database, random jokes, lists all await you at 123Favorites.Com Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:24:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 en The difference between dogs and cats http://jokes.123favorites.com/2008/03/04/the-difference-between-dogs-and-cats/ http://jokes.123favorites.com/2008/03/04/the-difference-between-dogs-and-cats/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:12:24 +0000 admin http://jokes.123favorites.com/archives/37 A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me…

They must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a god!

]]> http://jokes.123favorites.com/2008/03/04/the-difference-between-dogs-and-cats/feed/ German Shepard on Golf Course http://jokes.123favorites.com/2008/03/04/german-shepard-on-golf-course/ http://jokes.123favorites.com/2008/03/04/german-shepard-on-golf-course/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 18:09:22 +0000 admin http://jokes.123favorites.com/archives/35 A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic.

They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the problem.

Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.

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