“Get a load of her” said the mouse, “what a babe!” “Well, why not try your luck?” replied the lion. So the mouse went over to the giraffe and started talking to her.

Within five minutes they’re out the door and into the night. The next day, the lion was drinking in the
bar, when the mouse staggered in. The mouse is completely worn out, and can hardly hold himself up. The lion helped his pal up on to a stool, poured a drink down his throat and said, “What the hell happened to you? I saw you leave with the giraffe, what happened after that? Was she all right?”

The mouse replied, “Yeah, she was really something, we went out to dinner, had a couple of glasses of wine, and she invited me back to her place to spend the night. And oh, man! I’ve never had a night like it!” “But how come you look like you’re so
exhausted?” asked the lion.

“Well” said the mouse, “between the kissing and the screwing, I must have run a thousand miles!”

“We’ll See,” says the bartender. So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar,
and the hamster begins to play. “Impressive,” says the bartender, “but i’ll need to see more.” “Hold on,” says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings “Old Man River.” A patron jups up from this table and shouts “Thats’s Absolutely incredible! I’ll give you $100 right now for the frog.” “Sold,” says the guy.

The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves. “It’s none of my business,” says the bartender,
“but you just gave away a fortune.” “Not really,” says the guy. “The
hamster is also a ventriloquist.”