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In the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced
with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact
statement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was
stymied with the Cease and Desist order for the earthly part. Appearing at
the hearing, God was asked why he […]

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened
to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Tom went to is doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he
went to bed. […]

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very
loud voice, “Free bus to the hotel Astor!” On the way to the station on his first trip her kept repeating to himself, “Free bus
to the hotel Astor, […]

Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had
worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
married soon.
She looked at me with a big smile and said, “Oh no! Not right away. I
want him to […]

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone
who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two
weeks leave in which to get married.
“But you just had two weeks off,” said the boss. “Why didn’t you get
married then ?”
“What and ruin my vacation ?” she whined.

A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical during
intermission. A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray painted on her curvy body.
She smiled and gushed, “Well, hello there Doc.” and kept […]