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An orthodox Rabbi dies and goes to heaven. As he’s approaching the gates, he hears a band of singing and dancing angels approach, and begins to get excited. The lead angel approaches the Rabbi and asks if he would mind stepping aside for a moment. Shocked, the Rabbi does so. The angels march out of […]

Moses was sitting in the Egyptian ghetto. Things were terrible. Pharaoh wouldn’t even speak to him. The rest of the Israelites were mad at him and making the overseers even more irritable than usual, etc. He was about ready to give up.
Suddenly a booming, sonorous voice spoke from above:
“You, Moses, heed me ! I have […]

In the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced
with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact
statement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was
stymied with the Cease and Desist order for the earthly part. Appearing at
the hearing, God was asked why he […]

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened
to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Tom went to is doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he
went to bed. […]

The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very
loud voice, “Free bus to the hotel Astor!” On the way to the station on his first trip her kept repeating to himself, “Free bus
to the hotel Astor, […]

Why I Fired My Secretary
I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,
“I’m another year older,” but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and
shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big
kiss and say, “Happy birthday, dear.” All smiles, […]

Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had
worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
married soon.
She looked at me with a big smile and said, “Oh no! Not right away. I
want him to […]

Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone
who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two
weeks leave in which to get married.
“But you just had two weeks off,” said the boss. “Why didn’t you get
married then ?”
“What and ruin my vacation ?” she whined.

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that  he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his  son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the  neighborhood.
With a sad face the old man said to his son, ‘I’m […]

Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.”
Husband : “I was looking for the expiration date.”