Apr 14
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Blonde Jokes

What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get.
What is the difference in between a blonde and a brick? The brick only gets layed once.
What do a blonde and spaghetti have in common? The more you eat them the more they wiggle.

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Apr 14
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Blonde at a Pharmacy

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.
The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and […]

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Mar 19
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Yell for Help!

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others “I think the best […]

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